April Fools

Dana Dining Hall is making monumental moves in their beverage and service offerings for this upcoming fall semester. Believe it or not, due to the fact that students are relentless in sneaking in their own alcoholic beverages and are…

Starting in the Fall of 2018, the Patti McGill Peterson Center for International and Intercultural Studies Office is set to introduce a host of new abroad programs located all over the globe and in different time periods. With the purchase…

The New York Times reported Thursday that North Korea appears to have lost its nuclear weapons during a routine missile test. Regime officials are said to be unsure of how all of North Korea’s 60 warheads disappeared, but the state news…

Austin Petersen, a Republican candidate for the US Senate in Missouri, revealed on Twitter that he was the one who stole the ice cream toppings in Dana, tweeting, “To the students of St. Lawrence, I stole the sprinkles, Oreos, and…

BY MARTY PELLITIER On Monday, the Bob Jones University in South Carolina announced that they would be installing see-through glass residential rooms for all students in residence dormitories. The administration made this decision…

When the intrepid journalist Brian Corgi Boonius ’18 was driving back to St. Lawrence at 4 a.m. on Monday, he was driving quickly to make his 10:40 a.m. class. Somewhere in the Adirondacks, he reached a speed so fast that he managed to…

BY JOSH MA In an astounding turn of events, the office of Diversity and Inclusion reported that a preliminary report of the campus climate survey showed that discrimination at St. Lawrence University was virtually non-existent. “Sure,…

St. Lawrence is experiencing a budget crisis, and the administration has been hard at work on viable solutions. Janice Albano, the acting Chief Financial Officer, has previously stated that the school needs to raise $12,000,000 in revenue…