April Fools: Bachelorex of the Week: Kate Morris
Name: Kate Morris
Pronouns: She/her
What are you seeking
to attract:
A psychology
professor.
Major:
Psychology
Minor:
President Studies
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Hot dogs or cool dogs?
What’s a cool dog?
Who is your favorite professor
and why?
My husband, because he is my husband.
If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Queen Elizabeth I, she is my idol.
Booze or cruise?
Both of those seem irresponsible.
If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?
Catherine, with a C.
You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
Goldfish. They keep mostly to themselves.
What’s one song you’d recommend everyone listen to?
White noise audios from Spotify.
What do you bring to a relationship?
Direction.
Least favorite school subject and why?
I find art a bit too abstract.
Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
I did quite well in my Calculus course, and jail is not the vibe, so a Calculus equation.
What are your hobbies?
Playing hide and seek.
Go-to midnight snack?
I like rice cakes.
If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Invisibility.
Favorite kind of transportation?
I’ve always wanted a private jet.
What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
Right after my work day begins.
Favorite activity to indulge in after a cold one has been cracked?
Delegate responsibilities.
Least favorite thing about SLU?
The disconnected community.
How do you react to an awkward situation?
I walk away.
What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
Going on a late-night campus walk. I’m afraid of the sun…
Ideal first date?
An interrogative session. One sided of course.
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Not here.
What are you passionate about?
Supporting The Hill News.
Advice for underclassmen?
Please promote SLU to any high school seniors you may be in contact with. Our advertising isn’t working well.
How can you be contacted?
Not sure.