Browsing Category
April Fools
April Fools: Iowa Basketball Star Caitlin Clark to Join SLU Women’s Hockey
Caitlin Clark recently announced that DI college hoops are too easy for her, and after seeing the stellar play of the St. Lawrence women’s ice hockey team, she will be joining them for the 2024-25 season, per WojESPN. After challenging…
April Fools: Hoping to Increase Enrollment, St. Lawrence Launching New Auto Racing Team Next Fall
t. Lawrence University recently sought to boost enrollment and make the SLU experience more lucrative. As a result, the administration determined through numerous studies that an auto racing team would best serve to grow the St. Lawrence…
April Fools: SLU Turns to Athletics to Solve $11.5M Defificit
In the face of an $11.5 million deficit that must be solved by 2026, St. Lawrence has announced new plans in athletics that hope to fix these budget issues.
Yeah, we’re screwed.PHOTO CREDIT: THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD
These…
April Fools: New Club Extravaganza
New Investment ClubA new investment club called SLU NO Debt Investors has been started. Club President Tate Forris said the aim of the club as. “challenge students to make good investments in order to get a hypothetical business out of…
April Fools: ZYN-Addicted Dana Squirrels
The addiction to nicotine in the past decade has risen in frequency after the discovery among college students of ZYN nicotine pouches. Students love the practicality, the subtlety in class, and the excitement of tossing them into the…
Booze in the Bedroom: When Your Drinks Have You Down Bad
One sip, two sips, red sip, blue sip! Booze in the bedroom: it’s the quickest way to meaningless sex. However, liquid courage can turn into liquid consequences. Let’s explore how alcohol interacts with your libido!
Beer > Bros:…
April Fools: SLU to Cut Down Enchanted Forest
St. Lawrence University's Board of Trustees has vowed to cut down the Enchanted Forest by May 1. The move comes as the University attempts to balance its student-to-tree ratio following enrollment decline.
SLU…
April Fools: ATO Against the Odds
The potential transformation of the Alpha Tau Omega frat house into the “Against the Odds” clinic is not just a quirky idea but a significant step towards utilizing dormant spaces for meaningful community impact.
Let’s…