Bachelorex of the Week: Grace Keenan ’25

Name: Grace Keenan
Pronouns: she/her

What are you seeking to attract:
Opposites.

Major:
Anthropology

Minor:
Gender and Sexuality Studies, Latin American Studies

Hometown:
Scarborough, Maine

Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius

Ticker or Hoot?
I would go anywhere on Earth instead of Ticker.

Who is your favorite professor and why?
Madyson McCarthy at the WORD Sudio. She’s great.

Hot dogs or cool dogs?
My dog Nora.

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Jesus.

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
Protecting campus because I am Batman.

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
My dog Nora.

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner?
Whether or not they are your mom.

Least favorite school subject and why?
Math cause it is useless #calculator.

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
Year in jail cuz they won’t have calculators.

What are your hobbies?
Gamin’, carvin’, guitarin’, anythin endin in “in.”

Go-to midnight snack?
Crumbs off the floor.

Least favorite snack?
Tofu.

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Fingers for toes.

Booze or cruise?
Booze, I was a Titanic kid.

How do you react in an awkward situation?
Make it worse.

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?
Justin Bieber.

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
Jimmy Buffet.

Favorite activity to indulge in after a cold one has been cracked?
Committing crimes.

Favorite music genre?
Dad bands.

Least favorite thing about SLU?
Mold poisoning.

A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
Stop, drop, roll.

Ideal first date?
Playing hide n seek in ODY.

Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Married to your mom.

What are you passionate about?
Pretty much everything, except the things I’m not passionate about.

How can you be contacted?
Bat signal or 1994 Owl Howl #IBelieve.