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Composting and You!
Composting at St. Lawrence University has increased due to the changes made to Dana Dining Center at the beginning of the semester by the Green House and Dining Services. Both back-of-house changes and student cooperation played a key!-->…
April Fools: Psychology Creating Alien-Rat Hybrid
The vivarium has long been held as a space of high regard for the level of ethical and useful research done by psychology students in its murky depths. The rats do not see sunlight for a week when they are received by the Psychology!-->…
April Fools: Felines Finally Find Fans
Campus Gets New Non-human Leaders
It appears that cats have taken over St. Lawrence University. Well, it was only one cat, really, said witnesses who were willing to talk anonymously. Nonetheless, students appear powerless in the face!-->!-->!-->…
April Fools: Rise in Wand Violence
Concerns Rising Over Use of Dangerous Spells
Walking down the street these days, one cannot help but feel a measure of disquiet that was not present even as little as a year ago. In certain neighborhoods, it is all you do to keep your!-->!-->!-->…
April Fools: Confidential Campus Plans Leaked on WhatsApp
St. Lawrence Administrators are under fire after a breach in security that leaked plans to construct an on-campus coal plant to power SLU’s Appleton Arena. The breach occurred when SLU Communications Minister Mike Gagliardi mistakenly!-->…
April Fools: THN Paper Sourced Locally
Due to significant budget cuts, The Hill News will now make its own paper sourced from the trees on campus.
“We are really excited and proud of our team for coming up with this idea,” said Editor-in-Chief Matt Serrano ’26. After a!-->!-->!-->…
April Fools: Lyndaker No Longer A National Champion
Busted for PED Use
In a development sending shockwaves through the Division III running community, St. Lawrence University’s Nick Lyndaker ’666 has officially been stripped of his NCAA Indoor Mile Championship title following a!-->!-->!-->…
Canadian Leaders React To Trump’s Tariffs
A Canada-First Movement is Afoot
On March 4, President Donald Trump enacted his long-talked-about tariffs on Mexico and Canada. While these tariffs had been spoken of plenty before their enactment, it was still jarring to see them go!-->!-->!-->…