April Fools: Athlete of the Week: Generic Cross Country Runner
Sport: Cross Country Pronouns: HIMHometown: Some random town in upstate NY or just outside of Boston.
Favorite Food? Everything in Dana.
What is your major?Not applicable - I’m not a nerd.
What is your favorite class you have taken at SLU?See previous question.
What inspired you to start running? Skinny and bad at ball…
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Trump’s Joint Address to Congress
On Tuesday night, President Donald Trump gave a speech to a joint session of Congress attended by most…
Athlete of the Week: Paige Doyle ’25
Sport: Alpine SkiingPronouns: She/her/hersHometown: Jackson Hole, WY
Favorite Food?A roasted turkey…
As I’m sure many have heard, 1,000 employees of the National Park Service and 2,000 employees of the United States…
Where in the World Is Kate Morris?
The Absense of SLUs President Is More Noticeable Than Ever
St. Lawrence University is a small school that…
April Fools: Psychology Creating Alien-Rat Hybrid
The vivarium has long been held as a space of high regard for the level of ethical and useful research done by psychology students in its murky depths. The rats do not see sunlight for a week when they are received by the Psychology…
April Fools: Felines Finally Find Fans
Campus Gets New Non-human Leaders
It appears that cats have taken over St. Lawrence University. Well, it was only one cat, really, said witnesses who were willing to talk anonymously. Nonetheless, students appear powerless in the face…
April Fools: Rise in Wand Violence
Concerns Rising Over Use of Dangerous Spells
Walking down the street these days, one cannot help but feel a measure of disquiet that was not present even as little as a year ago. In certain neighborhoods, it is all you do to keep your…
April Fools: Confidential Campus Plans Leaked on WhatsApp
St. Lawrence Administrators are under fire after a breach in security that leaked plans to construct an on-campus coal plant to power SLU’s Appleton Arena. The breach occurred when SLU Communications Minister Mike Gagliardi mistakenly…
April Fools: THN Paper Sourced Locally
Due to significant budget cuts, The Hill News will now make its own paper sourced from the trees on campus.
“We are really excited and proud of our team for coming up with this idea,” said Editor-in-Chief Matt Serrano ’26. After a…
Weekend of Winning for Saints Athletics
St. Lawrence athletics is coming off a weekend of winners, in which teams and individuals had great performances and notched key victories. The long weekend started on Feb. 27, when the 12th-ranked St. Lawrence Saints Men's Lacrosse team…
St. Lawrence University has two athletes competing at this year's National Collegiate Athletic Association Skiing Championships, hosted by Dartmouth College for the first time in over a decade. The event is taking place in Hanover, New…
WNBA Legend Diana Taurasi Has Retired
After 20 seasons and 565 games, Diana Taurasi has played her final game in a WNBA uniform. She walks away from the game at age 42 as the league's all-time leading scorer with 10,646 points. She won the league MVP in 2009 and led her team…
Athlete of the Week: Griffin Roeder ’26
Sport: Track & Field/ Cross CountryPronouns: He/him/hisHometown: Albany, NY
Favorite Food?7/11 buffalo chicken pizzaWhat is your major?Economics and Political ScienceWhat inspired you to start running?My freshman year english…
