April Fools

Do you live for chicken tenders and sauces? Do you like melted ice cream, questionable fish dishes? Surprisingly delicious black-bean burgers? Strange pasta salads? Then you’ve come to the right place: Dana Dining Cottage has all these…

The 2016 presidential election surprised Americans nationwide. Republicans rejoiced their party’s sweeping victories while Democrats walked away empty-handed. Now it’s 2018, times have changed, and due to yet another system breach of DNC…

The NCAA has proven once again to be incapable of doing its job. This year, as always, the selection committee for the men’s basketball tournament has shown how bad it is at determining which teams deserve to play for the national…

Since their creation, university campuses nationwide have been pockmarked by instances of racial injustice. Mere weeks ago, students at nearby SUNY Plattsburgh and the University of Vermont took to the streets to shed light on their own…

By Kate Angus and Kelsey Mattison Susie* bounces up to the colorful porch of her theme house, opening the door and waving us through. We step inside and are immediately greeted by the organized chaos that inevitably comes with 12-plus…

Seniors, get ready to go nuts. It’s no question that our beloved institution has quite the rodent problem these days. In an effort to combat the issues surrounding overpopulation here at SLU, the University has decided to give each and…

After the latest meeting with the Board of Trustees and President Fox, the St. Lawrence University Housing Task-force (SLUHT) has decided to tear down Dean Eaton Hall and erect a new dorm in its place. SLUHT’s decision to tear down the…

While on their spring break meeting in Cancun, the Board of Trustees met to officially re-designate President Fox as President Wolf. This is only the most recent ranking the University President has achieved but one of the most notoriously…