April Fools

IT’S HAPPENING. If you totally live under a rock and haven’t heard, a recent leak from the Association for Campus Entertainment revealed that the organization will be holding “Springfest, The Rise of Zoom” on April 18th. The…

On Wednesday, April 1, Pope Francis released a list of people he plans to ordain as saints following the coronavirus outbreak. Sitting on his white, cushioned sofa in his Vatican suite, Francis read the names of five SLU Men’s Lacrosse…

Athlete: Maggie Gehrke Sport: All Sports Position: You Tell Me Year: Never Leaving Height: 6’5 Do you have any pregame rituals? Tape. Lots of it. My ankles are essentially held together by thoughts and…

Things I can spend $1200 on if I could actually get it: 200 Chicken & Cheese Pub Quesadillas Elkay LZS8WSLK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler, Filtered, 8 GPH, Light GrayZoom Pro for 80 Whole…

What if we met and fell in love in one of our online zoom classes? Haha, just kidding. ...Unless? The age of social distancing is upon us. As the threat of the apocalypse peers over the red horizon and Gabriel readies his scales…

Over the course of my life, I’ve stayed in some nice places all over the world, but I think I would give the highest rating to my recent pleasant Thursday night stay at one of the local fraternity houses, right here in Canton. A…

The age-old question has come to St Lawrence University’s campus at last. When is it really the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time? Only with a collar, turtleneck? Never? Or is there some specific occasion that calls for one…

As the semester reaches its second half, the spring production of “Dark Water” is putting the final touches on its performance, and SLU has never seen a production on this scale. Told from the perspective of marine life, the show promises…