April Fools

Dear Liberal White Guy, You never cease to amaze me. You know, when I first met you in the back of the Ticker, backwards hat and polo fully screaming Republican, I really thought you were going to be just another bigot. But no—within…

Now that we are reaching the end of this rushed semester, students and professors alike are succumbing to “zoom fatigue.” This semester has been incredibly hard on faculty, who have had to teach classes on zoom and without breaks. It seems…

Starting April 6 select groups of college students will be eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. In a press briefing on March 29, Governor Groper announced that certain students will receive priority over the general student population…

With increased reporting of zombie-like symptoms from students and professors alike, the Administration at St. Lawrence University announced this week that all professors should cancel their finals. These zombie symptoms include…

On Weedsday, March 31, Guv’ner Drew Guapo of New York State signed legislature declaring weed like “totally okay and fine, no worries.” The bill comes as a happy relief to thousands of students at colleges like St. Lawrence. …

In a bold and never-before-done announcement, The Academy on Sunday night announced that Zack Snyder’s four hour cut of “Justice League” will be added to the Oscar nominees. The film will have the chance to pick up awards in three…

I know each and every one of us have fallen into the deep trap of roster stalking at some point during our time here at SLU. It is slightly concerning the amount of time I have types “bla bla bla Men’s roster St. Lawrence University'' into…

By: Cee DeeCee This past week, the state of New York and commissioners of various collegiate athletic leagues came together to discuss and implement three new COVID-19 protocols for spring-athletes whose programs are continuing this…