April Fools

The potential transformation of the Alpha Tau Omega frat house into the “Against the Odds” clinic is not just a quirky idea but a significant step towards utilizing dormant spaces for meaningful community impact. Let’s…

St. Lawrence University's Board of Trustees has vowed to cut down the Enchanted Forest by May 1. The move comes as the University attempts to balance its student-to-tree ratio following enrollment decline. SLU…

One sip, two sips, red sip, blue sip! Booze in the bedroom: it’s the quickest way to meaningless sex. However, liquid courage can turn into liquid consequences. Let’s explore how alcohol interacts with your libido! Beer > Bros:…

St. Lawrence University just dropped breaking news in what was its last news release under the same name. Wednesday evening, SLU leadership announced that starting this April 2024, SLU will become St. Teresa University. The name change…

With St. Lawrence University banning all fun and cracking down on partying, there was nothing to do. However, when I walked into the Student Center last Friday, I immediately knew my weekend was saved. A second large red machine caught my…

St. Lawrence University is removing all current professors at the school to help with budget cuts. After the news of SLU’s public $11.5 million debt, major changes were needed. A recent announcement was made by Kate Morris, president of…

Sport: Esports Pronouns: He/him/his Year: 2026 (likely by 2030) Hometown: Williston, Vermont What is your major?Global studies (AKA better than GOV). …

Forget apples! Research done by St. Lawrence students proves that it is actually bananas— more specifically, banana splits— that are the key to a longer, healthier and more fulfilling life. The banana provides essential…