April Fools

Just as students were coming back to campus from a refreshing spring break and settling in to tackle the last of the semester, shocking news gripped campus, as personal communications of high-level campus administrators were leaked to the…

The University has recently announced a slate of new projects coming to campus in the next few years. Although no timeline has been released, administrators say the projects are likely to be completed the year after you graduate. However,…

This toilet has a secret pink elixer in it. If you find it on campus and drink from it, you will live forever. Photo credit: Alden Timm '25 Extra clean, shout out Art's Annex custodian Tamara! Photo credit: Alex Dent '25

As spring break came to a close, Dubbers returned to 3 University like every other year. Giggles, gossip, and glitter filled the air and our hearts as we assembled for our final stretch of school. While we felt comforted by our reunion…

There is a cliché saying that all good things must eventually come to an end. Fortunately for us, that repetitive cliché won’t apply. The Thelomathesian Society was right. The Hill News has long poisoned the eyes of our readership. So much…

Across campus, a hush can be felt. This hush, this silence, is not one quiet of words but of a lack of a significant presence. Walking through the streets and buildings familiar sights seem to disappear daily. Once a specific copyrighted…

While pretty much all of the U.S. is aware of the climate crisis currently occurring in our world and the drastic effects it has had, many are likely not aware of the impact this climate change has had on our very own St. Lawrence…

Sport: FootballPronouns: He/himYear: 2017Hometown: Firebaugh, CA. Favorite food?Buffalo wings, or course. Favorite Dana meal?What’s Dana? It sounds awesome though. What motivates you in your sport?I’m mostly just really enjoy…