April Fools

Just as students were coming back to campus from a refreshing spring break and settling in to tackle the last of the semester, shocking news gripped campus, as personal communications of high-level campus administrators were leaked to the…

The University has recently announced a slate of new projects coming to campus in the next few years. Although no timeline has been released, administrators say the projects are likely to be completed the year after you graduate. However,…

This toilet has a secret pink elixer in it. If you find it on campus and drink from it, you will live forever. Photo credit: Alden Timm '25 Extra clean, shout out Art's Annex custodian Tamara! Photo credit: Alex Dent '25

Yo, whassup’ dawgs. How’s it goin’? You're listening to the editor for the features section of THN—some would say the best section of the paper (many are saying this) (real). Anyway, you might be wondering what I’m doing manning the…

After long suspicion, the popular social media app known as “TikTok” will now be banned in all states of the U.S. beginning April 1, 2023. TikTok has around 150 million users, which is about half of the U.S. population. Since TikTok is…

As spring break came to a close, Dubbers returned to 3 University like every other year. Giggles, gossip, and glitter filled the air and our hearts as we assembled for our final stretch of school. While we felt comforted by our reunion…

Cowboys vs Buccaneers. The highlight of my semester was supposed to be watching the first Sunday Night Football with my brothers after a long week of grinding Econ 100 and Intro to Business while my parents watched me blow money from afar…

It is no secret that American democracy is falling apart. From rampant government spending to a near collapse in the banking system, our government is a failure. American democracy has delegitimized itself. However, there are still many…