April Fools

With the theme house applications finalized for the Fall 2024 semester, many students, especially theme community members, are on edge to see the outcomes. Here are some of the dirty deets of next year’s changes in Theme Houses.As some of…

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Caitlin Clark recently announced that DI college hoops are too easy for her, and after seeing the stellar play of the St. Lawrence women’s ice hockey team, she will be joining them for the 2024-25 season, per WojESPN. After challenging…

t. Lawrence University recently sought to boost enrollment and make the SLU experience more lucrative. As a result, the administration determined through numerous studies that an auto racing team would best serve to grow the St. Lawrence…

In the face of an $11.5 million deficit that must be solved by 2026, St. Lawrence has announced new plans in athletics that hope to fix these budget issues. Yeah, we’re screwed.PHOTO CREDIT: THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD These…

New Investment ClubA new investment club called SLU NO Debt Investors has been started. Club President Tate Forris said the aim of the club as. “challenge students to make good investments in order to get a hypothetical business out of…

The addiction to nicotine in the past decade has risen in frequency after the discovery among college students of ZYN nicotine pouches. Students love the practicality, the subtlety in class, and the excitement of tossing them into the…