April Fools

A new study published in the academic journal Sex Roles determined that men have a 97% success rate in developing a further relationship with a woman by catcalling her. Drs. Barry G. Pierce and Trevor Ambrose, professors of sociology…

In a report released this week by the St. Lawrence University Budget Office, tuition will increase to an even 70,000 dollars per year, beginning this fall. Originally, the office offered no evidence for the increase, but a series of e-mails…

In a sweeping declaration following spring break, the St. Lawrence University campus announced a ban on a popular campus good: Bean Boots. Campus administration said that Bean Boots have created a predicament that many other schools have…

By Odyssey Writer Travis Hamre Dear haters, As a wealthy, Christian, three-sport star athlete with a 10/10 body and a proud fraternity brother, I feel that so many people continue to hate on my lifestyle. Well, I thought it was due time…

When we gave up relying on our iTunes accounts being hooked to our parents’ credit cards, the occasional Apple gift card or the super ~legal~ music downloads, a new face emerged to save us all. Spotify arrived and answered all our prayers,…

When I was sitting down four years ago, deciding between St. Lawrence, Colby, Hobart, Hamilton, Union, or Colgate, I thought to myself: what do I really want in a school? How do I want my four years to play out? Well, four years later, I am…

Springfest is perennially the highlight of St. Lawrence students’ spring semesters. The weather is finally nice, there are lots of activities going on all weekend, and students can unwind and enjoy an outdoor concert. Many of us were…

By ANNA SODERBERG St. Lawrence University’s admissions office has been hard at work this month making their final decisions for the upcoming class of SLU students. Rumor has it that the class of 2021 is sure to be the most uniquely…