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Dean Eaton to be Replaced by a New Dorm
After the latest meeting with the Board of Trustees and President Fox, the St. Lawrence University Housing Task-force (SLUHT) has decided to tear down Dean Eaton Hall and erect a new dorm in its place.
SLUHT’s decision to tear down the…
President Fox Becomes President Wolf with Recent Board of Trustee Decision
While on their spring break meeting in Cancun, the Board of Trustees met to officially re-designate President Fox as President Wolf. This is only the most recent ranking the University President has achieved but one of the most notoriously…
Dana Dining Hall to Serve Alcoholic Beverages this Cumming Semester
Dana Dining Hall is making monumental moves in their beverage and service offerings for this upcoming fall semester. Believe it or not, due to the fact that students are relentless in sneaking in their own alcoholic beverages and are…
CIIS Office to Offer New Study Abroad Program
Starting in the Fall of 2018, the Patti McGill Peterson Center for International and Intercultural Studies Office is set to introduce a host of new abroad programs located all over the globe and in different time periods. With the purchase…
See-Through Dorm Rooms for Evangelical College Students
BY MARTY PELLITIER
On Monday, the Bob Jones University in South Carolina announced that they would be installing see-through glass residential rooms for all students in residence dormitories. The administration made this decision…
The Future of SLU
When the intrepid journalist Brian Corgi Boonius ’18 was driving back to St. Lawrence at 4 a.m. on Monday, he was driving quickly to make his 10:40 a.m. class. Somewhere in the Adirondacks, he reached a speed so fast that he managed to…
Preliminary Climate Survey Shows Campus Discrimination Non-Existent
BY JOSH MA
In an astounding turn of events, the office of Diversity and Inclusion reported that a preliminary report of the campus climate survey showed that discrimination at St. Lawrence University was virtually non-existent.
“Sure,…
Real Feminist Drink PBR: Trust Me I Own a Poster of Frida Kahlo
To be a good feminist, and I mean like, a really good feminist, which quite honestly is the only way to even be feminist, everything you do, eat, touch, look at, listen to, and yes, even drink, needs to be feminist. I know what you might be…