December 2014

I was walking to the Student Center last Monday for breakfast and I got to thinking about stuff, but not the more mundane stuff like academics, extracurriculars, deadlines, friends, songs, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (or the lack of such),…

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Snow is falling gently outside; the landscape is blanketed in a lovely shade of white, thirsty patrons wait in line at coffee shops for peppermint-spiced lattes and other frivolous drinks.…

By REBECCA DOSER COLUMNIST Ingredients: (yields 1 quart) -2.5 cups orange juice -2.5 cups Sprite -1 cup vodka -½ cup fruit juice (any desired flavor) -1/3 cup pineapple rum Instructions: Stir together all ingredients and add ice to…

By GRACE BODKIN STAFF WRITER Perhaps if you are like me, you have only just gotten used to writing 2014 on papers and are still watching music videos from 2004. But for those who are not stuck in a time warp, the internship search season…

By REBECCA DOSER FEATURES EDITOR To be(e), or not to be(e): that is the question. The Beehive Design Collective, a non-profit organization that uses beautiful graphics to tell stories regarding resistance to corporate consumerism, toured…

Across: 4. She probably programmed this puzzle… 9. Finding sources in ODY and beyond! 13. I played for the New York Rangers 14. Loves activities!! 15. BritLit and Killer Boots! Down: 1. Tell me a fairy tail, Dr. _____! 2. A…

BY: REBECCA DOSER FEATURES EDITOR Perhaps you love your roommate (like I do,) perhaps you really dislike your roommate, or maybe you and your roommate maintain equal levels of weirdness. Well, regardless of how well you get along with…

By SARA MINOGUE STAFF WRITER “Dear bartender, yes, I’m serious. Sincerely, I just want a juice box.” – Dear Blank Please Blank The quote above came from the website www.dearblankpleaseblank.com. For those of you who have never heard of…