satire

If you’re tired of following the traditional Olympics, tune into this year’s Oppression™ Olympics. During this event, participants compete to see who’s the most oppressed by the cis-patriarchal power structures that dominate society.…

The age-old question has come to St Lawrence University’s campus at last. When is it really the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time? Only with a collar, turtleneck? Never? Or is there some specific occasion that calls for one…

As the semester reaches its second half, the spring production of “Dark Water” is putting the final touches on its performance, and SLU has never seen a production on this scale. Told from the perspective of marine life, the show promises…

Do you live for chicken tenders and sauces? Do you like melted ice cream, questionable fish dishes? Surprisingly delicious black-bean burgers? Strange pasta salads? Then you’ve come to the right place: Dana Dining Cottage has all these…

The 2016 presidential election surprised Americans nationwide. Republicans rejoiced their party’s sweeping victories while Democrats walked away empty-handed. Now it’s 2018, times have changed, and due to yet another system breach of DNC…

Since their creation, university campuses nationwide have been pockmarked by instances of racial injustice. Mere weeks ago, students at nearby SUNY Plattsburgh and the University of Vermont took to the streets to shed light on their own…

By Kate Angus and Kelsey Mattison Susie* bounces up to the colorful porch of her theme house, opening the door and waving us through. We step inside and are immediately greeted by the organized chaos that inevitably comes with 12-plus…

Seniors, get ready to go nuts. It’s no question that our beloved institution has quite the rodent problem these days. In an effort to combat the issues surrounding overpopulation here at SLU, the University has decided to give each and…