Bachelorex of the Week: Anni Panici ’25
Name: Anni Panici
Pronouns: she/her
Major:
English and Pyschology
Minor:
Outdoor Studies (I wanna be rich)
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer sun, libra moon, leo rising (I know you think I’m a leo)
What are you seeking to attract?
Attraction itself
Hot dogs or cool dogs?
No dogs for me
If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Anna Delvy. I think she’s iconic and subversive. I don’t think we’d have a good time, but I would love to experience that
What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
Everything is always going on in my life
You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
Dwarf hampsters
What song do you listen to when you’re happy, sad and in between?
“Junior Spirit” by Jaala or “How Many Years” by YEBBA (you deserve compensation if you’ve listened to the whole album. Are you ok?)
What do you bring to a relationship?
So many words–it’s purely overwhelming
What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner?
Being hot
Least favorite school subject and why?
Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
I’m good at calc, so I will solve it quickly. I count on my fingers so I’d appreciate a calculator to help
What are your hobbies?
Singing, eating, dancing, yoga, playing harp, skiing, swimming, running, camping, hiking, painting, drinking, meditating into the abyss
If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Emotional regulation
Favorite music genre?
All
Least favorite thing about SLU?
It’s awfully small and I can’t see drag shows as frequently as I would like
A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
I say “you are boring to me. I am going to leave. Do you have a safe way home?”
Ideal first date?
Swimming and kissing
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
With wrinkles
What are you passionate about?
Most everything
If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose?
Peacefully and unexpectedly. I want a bustling funeral because I’m an attention whore
How can you be contacted?
If interested, please drop a handwritten note on my doorstep. I live in the LIGHThouse. You can also hand it to one of my housemates if that is more your style