april fools

BY JOSH MA In an astounding turn of events, the office of Diversity and Inclusion reported that a preliminary report of the campus climate survey showed that discrimination at St. Lawrence University was virtually non-existent. “Sure,…

To be a good feminist, and I mean like, a really good feminist, which quite honestly is the only way to even be feminist, everything you do, eat, touch, look at, listen to, and yes, even drink, needs to be feminist. I know what you might be…

Hi, welcome to Chili’s! Are you 19 and never learned how to read? Looking for something to wake you up inside? Want to join a community that shares your love for freshavocado? The new vine theme-house—SLU Vines Undergrad, or SVU— would be a…

On Saturday, March 24, the Boston Red Sox played against the New York Yankees during spring training. When the umpires arrived at the field, they were handed pink tutus and informed that these would be their new uniforms for every game in…

In what he said was by-far the longest running skit in the storied history of Saturday Night Live, Larry David re­vealed that he is in fact Bernie Sanders and his presidential candidacy was never real. Da­vid said he was getting…

Last week, while SLU students were enjoying themselves on Spring Break adventures across the globe, shocking news shook the North Country. Clarkson University revealed a deep dark secret it has been hid­ing for years. Donald Trump,…

By HANNAH DZIEZANOWSKI COLUMNIST It is the buzz all around campus – the latest Kidz Bop album, Kidz Bop 28, is hot off the press and in high demand! The sound of the weekend is therefore no longer Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk” bursting…

By JAKOB HAND COLUMNIST Los Angeles- At a crowded press conference earlier this morning, Werner Herzog announced that he had signed on to direct the third installment of the Avengers film series, presently titled Avengers: Infinity War,…