Bachelorex of the Week: Rhett Mercier ’24

Name: Rhett Mercier 

Pronouns: He/him

What are you seeking to attract: My girlfriend

Major: Creative Writing

Minor: Education

Hometown: Stillwater

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Ticker or Hoot? 
Hoot

Hot dogs or cool dogs?
Definitely hot.

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
My girlfriend.

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on? 
Hanging out with my girlfriend.

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
Cats.

What song do you listen to when you’re happy, sad and in between?
The Wiggles.

What do you bring to a relationship?
I bring my girlfriend joy.

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner? 
I look for my girlfriend’s sense of humor.

Least favorite school subject and why?
Math because it makes me sad.

What are you passionate about?
My girlfriend.

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
A year would be shorter

What are your hobbies?
Talking to my girlfriend

Go-to midnight snack?
Water

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be? 
The ability to teleport to my girlfriend

Favorite kind of transportation? 
Shopping cart sailboat

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
Exactly 5 p.m.

Favorite music genre? 
My girlfriend’s favorite music

Least favorite thing about SLU?
My girlfriend doesn’t go here

What will you miss most about SLU?
The Pub.

A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
I don’t have bad dates because my girlfriend loves me.

Ideal first date?
The first date I had with my girlfriend.

Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Married to my girlfriend.

Advice for underclassmen?
Don’t steal food at the Pub, it’s scummy.

How can you be contacted?
Don’t.