Bachelorex of the Week: Lucien d’Aversa ’25

Name: Lucien “Ahooga” d’Aversa

Pronouns: He/him

What are you seeking to attract: Wealth and a pet raccoon

Major: Economics 

Minor: Anthropology 

Sign: Subtraction

Who is your favorite professor and why?:
Alan Lockard, chaos personified

Ticker or Hoot? 
Hoot, every Tuesday

Hot dogs or cool dogs?
Cool dogs, shoutout Sven

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Teddy Roosevelt

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
Jedi Training

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
Apes, planet of ‘em

What song should everyone listen to?
“Me N My Kup” by Ken Carson

What do you bring to a relationship?
Potato Salad

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner? 
Aspirations of Conquest

Least favorite school subject and why?
Chemistry; live laugh hate sig figs

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
Gimme the equations

What are your hobbies?
Cooking, sleeping, eating

Go-to midnight snack?
Oreo Thins, I prefer the cracker to the creme

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be? 
Ahooga

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be? 
No tummy ache

Favorite kind of transportation?
The sandworm from “Dune”

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
Whenever I wake up

Favorite music genre? 
Rock 

Least favorite thing about SLU?
Richardson steps in winter

If you had to be stranded on an island, what three things would you bring with you? 
The three guys from “Top Gear”

A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
“I left the weedwacker on”

Ideal first date? 
January 1st 

Where do you see yourself in ten years? 
Age 31

What are you passionate about?
Cooking, movies, and bar trivia

Advice for underclassmen?
You can’t drink up your GPA

How can you be contacted?
Messenger Pidgeon or Linkedin