Bachelorex of the Week: Charlie Beams ’25

Name: Charlie Beams
Pronouns: he/him
What are you seeking to attract: Someone who thinks Xmas music in October is ok.
Major: Environmental Studies
Minor: Stat and African Studies
Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Ticker or Hoot?
Hoot

Hot dogs or cool dogs?
Cool dogs for sure

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Chris O’Donnell ’24

Who is your favorite professor and why?
Carol Cady. I’m doing an independent study with her.

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
Fortnite

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
Largemouth Bass

What song do you listen to when you’re happy, sad and in between?
“Death,” Mt. Joy

What do you bring to a relationship?
Transportation to Taco Bell.

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner?
If she likes Taco Bell.

Least favorite school subject and why?
English

Go-to midnight snack?
Oreos

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
Calc ll has nothing on me.

What are your hobbies?
Cooking, running, hiking.

Least favorite food?
Celery, it’s just built weird

How do you react in an awkward situation?
I am the awkward situation.

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Flying so I don’t have to climb the Student Center stairs one more time.

Favorite kind of transportation?
The airplane of Matt Coleman ’24

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
Dana brunch

Favorite music genre?
Indie-folk

Least favorite thing about SLU?
Matt Taylor ’25

What will you miss most about SLU?
The carrot cake

A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
“Look whats that?” *Runs away*

Ideal first date?
Nighttime walks in Mombasa

What are you passionate about?
Dana

How can you be contacted?
By smoke signal