Unemployed of the Week: ZACH JAWORSKI ’24

Name: Zach Jaworski Pronouns: He/him What are you seeking to attract: A job Major: Government (Political Science sounds too pretentious) Minor: PCA & Duetsche ZodiacSign: Catholic

Ticker or Hoot? 7/11 Parking Lot

Hot dogs or cool dogs? Cats are better, but cat-ish dogs are aight.

Who is your favorite professor and why? C’mon man.

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? David Carr, but he’d probably want something a bit harder.

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on? Probably writing something

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be? I would either pick nothing or two cats

What song do you listen to when you’re happy, sad and in between? “Meet Me in the Woods” by Lord Huron

What do you bring to a job? A strong news writing style, passion for reporting and a pretty good news sense.

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential job? A supportive work environment with a healthy mix of assignment and enterprise reporting.

Least favorite school subject and why? I would say Political Science, but what I meant to say is Government.

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation? Probably a year in jail, I feel like I’d either write a bestselling book or end up with some cool tattoos. One of those options is a bit worse than the other.

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be? I like Zach and Zachary, but I would add a -arius, to make it Zacharius.

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be? The ability to have moderate financial stability

Favorite kind of transportation? Traghetto in Venice, Italy, especially the Lido line

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one? Probably not in class

If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose? Hopefully not the CIA award for journalism.

How do you react in an awkward situation? I keep asking questions, try asking a politician where their campaign finances came from.

What are you passionate about? Maybe journalism, maybe politics, but definitely something.

Where do you see yourself in ten years? Winning a Pulitzer.

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