Bachelorex of the Week: PATRICK CHASE ’25

Name: Patrick Chase Pronouns: MA/GA What are you seeking to attract: Yeah I’m good rn tbh Major: Government Minor: Digital Media & Film

Hometown: Queensbury, New York

Zodiac Sign: Lorraine Cross

Ticker or Hoot? Stadium, it’s time to grow up

Hot dogs or cool dogs? My dawgs (face blowing smoke and fist emoji)

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? Barren Roman Von Ungern Sternberg

Who did you vote for in the election? Wanted to vote Trump but had to toss ol’ Joey a bone with a write-in, keep it up big guy, let’s ride these last months out.

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on? Throwing beer cans on the ATO townhouse roof and seeing them get progressively more frustrated with the situation

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be? Humans, duh

What song do you listen to when you’re happy, sad and in between? “Devil in a New Dress” by Kanye West

Least favorite food? Anything with soy

What do you bring to a relationship? Let me consult Sophia

Least favorite school subject and why? History, like come on that shit already happened why tf do I need to know about it

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation? Life is already a prison where the keys are given to us, the question is, do you really want to unlock the door?

Go-to midnight snack? Double choccy chip ice cream

If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose? Fighting an Artic Grizzly bear with nothing but a flintlock rifle and a knife.

Favorite kind of transportation? The Ogdensburg to Washington D.C. flight

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one? The morning piss (best time of the day)

Favorite music genre? 2000s club music

Least favorite thing about SLU? The people

What will you miss most about SLU? The people

Where do you see yourself in ten years? Dead in Montana

What are you passionate about? Trying to trespass without getting shot, studying obscure historical theories, and KDS

How can you be contacted? The Selective Service System