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While you, the diligent SLU student with your Mac and Juul, have been lost in thought writing lab reports and blogs for classes, I, the good citizen of the world, have been thinking of trees. Alright… that’s some pretentious bullshit. I…

As the semester begins, each of us starts anew. Some of us are getting settled in theme or greek houses, others in new dorms, while some enter a new mental situation living in the same dirty room in Dean. The classes we are taking…

Grey clouds overlook Canton Park as lunch hour traffic goes by. A sprinkling of rain fell earlier that morning, scaring many of the villagers indoors for their mid-day meals. There are only a handful of locals outside brave enough to stare…

A singular figure will emerge amidst the THC-infused clouds overhanging the Intramural Fields on Friday night. A man with ramen hair, trimmed goatee, and drip oozing from his jacket. His presence is pastoral, his rhymes herd hips and…

Community service is supposed to be exactly what it means: serving the community. However, despite our best efforts, the line between self-service and community service tends to be blurred. It makes us feel good to do things for others. Is…

As the nationwide college admissions scandal widens, St. Lawrence University has come under scrutiny. On Thursday, federal authorities revealed the names of 20 families accused of paying bribes to get their children into SLU. In total, $500…

Many St. Lawrence students had Thursday, Feb. 21 circled on their calendars since the beginning of 2019. The date has an importance for ex-high school athletes and competition-hungry souls akin to that of May 5 for party-goers and February…

The students of St. Lawrence University know the risks of eating meats from Dana Dining Center. Every student and faculty member knows that a bite of fish can turn a pleasant dinner into a miserable thirty minutes on the toilet. However,…