Bachelorex of the Week: Poppy Hanson ’25

Name: Poppy Elisabeth Hanson

Pronouns: she/her

What are you seeking to attract:
Adoration

Major:
Government

Minor:
I sure hope not (philosophy)

Zodiac Sign:
Leo

Ticker or Hoot?
Hoot, with my friends 🙂

Hot dogs or cool dogs?
All my dawgs are hot. . . steamin’ even

What do you bring to a relationship?
Volume and The Horrors™

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
The Blues Crew

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
Exploring SLU’s underground tunnel system and/or grappling with The Horrors™

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
My dog, Ladybird

Who is your favorite professor and why?
Dr. Hall, her GOVT- 103 class is the reason I’m a gov major!

Booze or cruise?
I’m cruisin’ for a boozin’

Ideal first date?
Anything that involves snooping around and mischief

Go-to midnight snack?
Chugging a Diet Dr. Pepper in the dark

Favorite music genre?
Anything that makes me move

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
Put me in the slammer and throw away the key.

What song should everyone listen to?
“Dog Days are Over” by Florence + The Machine

What are your hobbies?
Not having a five-year plan and needlepointing

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner?
Willing to tie my shoes

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
Anytime I’m awake, baby!

Favorite activity to engage in after a cold one has been cracked?
Sitting in a camp chair soaking in the sun and/or grappling with The Horrors™

How do you react to an awkward situation?
Making it worse, but not on purpose

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Being able to read awkward situations and The Horrors™

If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose?
Attempting to fake my death and then actually dying accidentally

What are you passionate about?
Being committed to the bit and The Horrors™

Favorite type of transportation?
Walking with untied shoes

Advice for underclassmen?
Don’t wait until senior year to try new things

How can you be contacted?
@poppyelisabethh on insta or meet me in the tunnels 🙂