Bachelorex of the Week: Zoe Starkey ’25
Name: Zoe Starkey
Pronouns: she/her
What are you seeking to attract:
500+ LinkedIn Connections
Major:
Environmental Studies
Minor:
Public Health and European Studies
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Ticker or Hoot?
HOOT.
Hot dogs or cool dogs?
Hot dawgs
Who is your favorite professor and why?
Pete Pettengill, he’s the best. Also Jeff Maynes, and Kearney Coupland
If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
I would have an espresso martini with Sabrina Carpenter
If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?
Penis
What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
SNL
What song should everyone listen to?
“Steal My Sunshine” by LEN
What do you bring to a relationship?
333 LinkedIn connections
What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner?
500+ LinkedIn Connections
Least favorite school subject and why?
Algebra, they made me retake it
A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
Propose
Booze or cruise?
Booze-cruise
Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
Year in jail, they made me retake Algebra
Go-to midnight snack?
Pumpkin chocolate chip cookies I stole from Dana
If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Fly
Favorite kind of transportation?
Bike
What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
2:34 p.m.
Favorite activity to indulge in after a cold one has been cracked?
Physical alterations
Favorite music genre?
Sabrina Carpenter
Least favorite thing about SLU?
Dana isn’t 24/7
How do you react to an awkward situation?
Switch to British
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
31
What are you passionate about?
Watter bottles
Advice for underclassmen?
Stay on Dana unlimited
How can you be contacted?
LinkedIn. Obviously.
If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring with you?
Computer, internet, LinkedIn
If you could choose how to die, what would you choose?
Burned by curling iron