There Goes The Sun
Canton’s economic experts project an increase in tourism and subsequent financial benefits from the solar eclipse on April 8. However, the local community is confronted with the logistics of accommodating the anticipated influx of…
The Friday Update
With Maya Mackey and Noah Donnellan-Doser
Low-Cost Generic Tablets
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April Fools: Athlete of the Week: Ricky Schneidmeister ’?
Sport: Esports Pronouns: He/him/his Year: 2026 (likely by 2030) Hometown: Williston, Vermont
What is your major?Global studies (AKA better than GOV).
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April Fools: REDBOX REVIEW: MONEY WELL SPENT!
With St. Lawrence University banning all fun and cracking down on partying, there was nothing to do. However, when I walked into the Student Center last Friday, I immediately knew my weekend was saved. A second large red machine caught my…
April Fools: ATO Against the Odds
The potential transformation of the Alpha Tau Omega frat house into the “Against the Odds” clinic is not just a quirky idea but a significant step towards utilizing dormant spaces for meaningful community impact.
Let’s…
Booze in the Bedroom: When Your Drinks Have You Down Bad
One sip, two sips, red sip, blue sip! Booze in the bedroom: it’s the quickest way to meaningless sex. However, liquid courage can turn into liquid consequences. Let’s explore how alcohol interacts with your libido!
Beer > Bros:…
April Fools: Light Insights on “Campus Life”
Doge Marino GrimaniJust come outside for the night (yeah) Take your time, get your light (yeah) Johnny Dang, huh-uh I been out geekin’ Bitch Fein’, fein’, fein’, fein’-fein’ (yeah) Fein’, fein’, fein’, fein’-fein’ (yeah) Fein’,…
April Fools: New Club Extravaganza
New Investment ClubA new investment club called SLU NO Debt Investors has been started. Club President Tate Forris said the aim of the club as. “challenge students to make good investments in order to get a hypothetical business out of…