Beto Males: Why I’m Excited About Beto O’Rourke
Every four years, the American public is subject to a circus, and not the fun kind with clowns (although, I might add we did get an orange Cheeto clown this past one! LOL!). The circus I’m talking about is the announcing of candidates for…
Spring Break—End the Indulgence
While many of my fellow classmates were galavanting around the tropics or drinking White Russians après by the slopes, I was out changing the world. Yes, that is a bit self-indulgent of me to say, but while you slurped Marianna cherries by…
Theme House of the Week: It’s a Mystery!
I walk into my (probably not up to current building codes) theme house, and am greeted by various pieces of artwork, posters and decorations. Normal people might be confused by the all of this stuff, but not us. We’re different! As I head…
Gunnison Chapel Bells Named as Opener for Springfest 2019
The role of a concert’s opener is severely important. They open for the act everyone is waiting for, get the crowd pumped and excited and serve as a warm up for the fun to come. Let’s be real- it basically imprints the tone of the entire…
Feminist Friday: 8 “1000 Ways To Die” Clips to Watch This Week if Your Brand of Feminism is Just…
By Serena Thorn and Jack Gillooly
Every person’s take on feminism is unique. For some of us, our “brand” is just embracing and enjoying the pain and suffering of men. Yeah, it may not be politically correct or woke or whatever, but it IS…
Freeform Converts to a 24/7 Harry Potter Marathon
After changing their name to something that makes no sense, Freeform has finally gotten its act together and plans on finally giving the people what they want: Harry Potter.
Constantly.
At all times.
And forever.
And all…
Student Goes Abroad, Doesn’t Post a Single Insta
News broke earlier this week of a strange hiccup in the status quo of the SLU social media circle, and the sisters are quaking. An anonymous individual recently returned from a semester in Europe, which by law entails venturing amongst all…
Breaking: SLU Is Not an Ivy League, Students Still Using Bribes to Get In
As the nationwide college admissions scandal widens, St. Lawrence University has come under scrutiny. On Thursday, federal authorities revealed the names of 20 families accused of paying bribes to get their children into SLU. In total, $500…