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Since he announced his run for presidency, Donald Trump has been the center of the 2016 race.  Every politically incorrect statement he makes seems to wind up as the next day’s headline.  Trump’s controversial statements have made him one…

Well, it finally happened. The offices of Rowan County, Kentucky have Kim Davis back at work. Now, there are changes on the marriage licenses.  First and foremost, the Rowan County Clerk’s office is not present on the…

The University of Alabama’s Alpha Phi Sorority came under scrutiny within the first month of the Fall 2015 semester. The sorority made a recruitment ad that attracted attention on a national scale. The ad’s portrayal of the sorority was…

Socialism is a much-maligned term in America. Many use it in a derogatory manner, hurling the word out to paint politicians and their legislation in an unsavory light. When Fox News refers to Obama as a socialist, it is not done…

Before I begin reminiscing on the most painfully awkward years of our short existences, I’d like to establish a playlist for this column. So, if you would, queue up “Move Along” by the All American Rejects, “Yeah” by Usher and…

After seeing his father struggle with the thermostat all last week, Jesus Christ (also known as “The Lamb of God”), finally stepped in and helped him out.  Talking to “The Mesa,” Jesus remarked, “He hasn’t been able to program the…

by Luke Matys It has been absolutely beautiful outside the last couple of days.  I have spent a wonderful, truly self-actualizing time lying in the grass.  Lying in the grass is one of my favorite activities (others include laughing,…

ISIS insurgents have been operating in Chihuahua, Mexico just eight miles off of the U.S. border. Due to the complete lack of police presence, these operatives have been training and preparing to use the railroad system to smuggle…