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Mental Health Ignored: SLU Admin places fines on addiction
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This past week, I was J-Boarded for accidentally leaving a pipe and a candle on my desk over spring break. An hour and a half of my valuable homework time was wasted watching case after case be handled, in what…
Dear Dub: Women in Pro Sports, What’s the Deal?
The UCONN Women’s Basketball team just won their fourth consecutive national championship this Tuesday. The dominance of the UCONN team is so absurd that to win $10 on UCONN’s triumph, you had to bet $700. I am, unabashedly, a gigantic,…
Holy Crap, God is Dead
A recent experiment carried out by scientists at CERN found compelling evidence that God is not real. After running a series of highly complex mathematical equations derived from recent data yielded from colliding two particles that nobody…
We Should have let the South Secede
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You’ve undoubtedly heard the expression “too big to fail” in reference to a number of things in this country, business in particular. I’d first like to mention that the Titanic was huge, a genuinely grand…
Do Not Diss The Safe Space at SLU
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Critics of safe space policies have probably never participated in establishing safe spaces or attended the meetings held within. If they had, they would realize that a safe space is another place on…
I used to be a Republican
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Growing up in a large Italian-American family in upstate New York, I was surrounded by rich Catholic values, a deep sense of pride in hard work and achievement, and perhaps most of all, I was bounded by the…
Dear Dub: To Lube or not to Lube
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The DUB would like to welcome you to go on a journey. Let’s go to the magical land of Oz, folks. Think of the tin man. Recall that enchanting moment when Dorothy found his own personal can of lubrication. A…
Raise in Tuition Prompts Pizza Spree with the President
In a seemingly embarrassing turn of events, President Fox lost his good Patagonia fleece jacket at the ticker last weekend. After a long week of meetings with the board of trustees, his decision to let loose for the weekend turned…