Laurentian for Life Week Honors the Five Pillars of St. Lawrence
Last week, March 30-April 3, students, parents, and alumni from all over the world celebrated Laurentian for Life (L4L) Week. Events and con- tests were held both on and off campus honoring the five pil- lars that define us as…
Coach to Depart St.Lawrence, Leaves Hockey Future Uncertain
By Elle Lucas and Tom Mathiasen
Last week, the St. Lawrence cam- pus was abruptly informed that Skating Saints Head Coach Greg Carvel ‘93 had accepted the head coaching position at UMass Amherst. The news made waves in the St. Lawrence…
Dancing Saints Make A Change for Stephanie McKeel of Massena
By Raquell Muniz, Staff Writer
Kick it for a Cause is a great way to promote collaboration between SLU and the local community. Together, they help raise awareness and money for a local child or family in need. This year, the event was…
#FEELTHEBERN is Actually Just a SNL Skit
In what he said was by-far the longest running skit in the storied history of Saturday Night Live, Larry David revealed that he is in fact Bernie Sanders and his presidential candidacy was never real. David said he was getting…
Trump Revealed as Clarkson Alum, Explains Everything
Last week, while SLU students were enjoying themselves on Spring Break adventures across the globe, shocking news shook the North Country. Clarkson University revealed a deep dark secret it has been hiding for years. Donald Trump,…
Holy Crap, God is Dead
A recent experiment carried out by scientists at CERN found compelling evidence that God is not real. After running a series of highly complex mathematical equations derived from recent data yielded from colliding two particles that nobody…
Northstar Café Now Offering “Hot Plate to Dorm Room” Delivery
I recently awoke one blistery Canton morning to discover my stomach dreadfully empty-- the kind of emptiness created by a late night filled with cheap beers and ice cold walks to and from the Ticker.
In an effort to rectify the issue, I…
GOP Debate Gets Personal
Photo via CBS News
Last Thursday, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump took the stage for a Republican debate.
Not so similar to other debates, many references were made that were unrelated to political ability. Rubio…