See-Through Dorm Rooms for Evangelical College Students
BY MARTY PELLITIER
On Monday, the Bob Jones University in South Carolina announced that they would be installing see-through glass residential rooms for all students in residence dormitories. The administration made this decision…
The Future of SLU
When the intrepid journalist Brian Corgi Boonius ’18 was driving back to St. Lawrence at 4 a.m. on Monday, he was driving quickly to make his 10:40 a.m. class. Somewhere in the Adirondacks, he reached a speed so fast that he managed to…
Preliminary Climate Survey Shows Campus Discrimination Non-Existent
BY JOSH MA
In an astounding turn of events, the office of Diversity and Inclusion reported that a preliminary report of the campus climate survey showed that discrimination at St. Lawrence University was virtually non-existent.
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Following the Harvard Template
St. Lawrence is experiencing a budget crisis, and the administration has been hard at work on viable solutions. Janice Albano, the acting Chief Financial Officer, has previously stated that the school needs to raise $12,000,000 in revenue…
Real Feminist Drink PBR: Trust Me I Own a Poster of Frida Kahlo
To be a good feminist, and I mean like, a really good feminist, which quite honestly is the only way to even be feminist, everything you do, eat, touch, look at, listen to, and yes, even drink, needs to be feminist. I know what you might be…
St. Lawrence Student Art of the Week – March 26th, 2018
St. Lawrence University has many talented artists that you might not know about. Each week, The Hill News will publish the Art of the Week on our website so you can see what your creative Laurentians are up to. To submit your work or to…
Vine Theme House Recruiting New Members
Hi, welcome to Chili’s! Are you 19 and never learned how to read? Looking for something to wake you up inside? Want to join a community that shares your love for freshavocado? The new vine theme-house—SLU Vines Undergrad, or SVU— would be a…
Red Sox Pick Up New Habits Before Opening Day
On Saturday, March 24, the Boston Red Sox played against the New York Yankees during spring training. When the umpires arrived at the field, they were handed pink tutus and informed that these would be their new uniforms for every game in…