April Fools: The Spectacular Season of SLU Esports: The Hypest Team on Campus Made SLU Proud on the…
The Smelliest team on campus (besides lax) has had an absolute Stanky leg of a regular season, with a winning percentage of 0.750. A feat last accomplished by the football team when this year's freshmen were 3rd graders. However, do not…
April Fools: NLE Choppa Cancels Spring Fest
Rapper to be Replaced by Singer Addison Rae
NLE Choppa fans, I have some bad news for you. He will no longer be joining us at this upcoming Springfest hosted by St. Lawrence University’s Association for Campus Entertainment. The rapper…
April Fools: Disney’s Snow White Remake Breaks Record
Disney has cooked again. The live-action Snow White remake, set to be the biggest box office boom of the century, is about to hit theaters for the first time ever. This all-new, never-before-told 270-million-dollar story is a gripping tale…
April Fools: Bachelorex of the Week: Kate Morris
Name: Kate MorrisPronouns: She/herWhat are you seekingto attract:
A psychologyprofessor.Major:
PsychologyMinor:
President StudiesZodiac Sign:
CapricornHot dogs or cool dogs?
What’s a cool dog?Who is your favorite…
April Fools: Colby Campus Returns for Late Night Chapel
Colby Campus ’25 has announced his decision to spend a fifth year as a student at St. Lawrence University. Alongside this decision, he also revealed the return of his uber-popular “Late Night” series. The next edition of the series will be…
April Fools: The Second Coming of Klirg
Watch Out. He Has Returned.
To celebrate the second coming of Klirg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDFVaWU99HI&t=1s), the Outing Club has teamed up with our phriends at NASA (Nuclear Aardvark Sex Administration) to send five…
Sinkhole Found in Colton Causes Travel Issues for SLU Students
This past Sunday, a sinkhole was found on Route 56 near Seveys Corner in Colton. This resulted in the closure of Route 56 from Seveys Corner to Tupper Lake. It is expected that Route 56 will remain closed as a result until the end of…
Legislation of the Week: NYS Senate Bill 1046
NYS Senate Bill 1046
An act to amend the education law, in relation to establishing the Charles L. Reason fellowship for the purpose of increasing faculty diversity in higher education in New York.
Senator Jeremy Cooney (D-56)…