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Breaking: SLU Is Not an Ivy League, Students Still Using Bribes to Get In
As the nationwide college admissions scandal widens, St. Lawrence University has come under scrutiny. On Thursday, federal authorities revealed the names of 20 families accused of paying bribes to get their children into SLU. In total, $500…
High Times: SLU Legalizes Marijuana on Campus
President Fox announced on Monday that campus will now allow the consumption of all forms of marijuana. Sources say he plans to implement various outlets for the drug to be distributed on campus starting on April 20.
In this joint…
As the nationwide college admissions scandal widens, St. Lawrence University has come under…
You may want to sit down in your J. Crew jeans for this one…St. Lawrence University is now announcing full sponsorship on the following:
-Blundstones
-Canada Goose
-Lululemon
-Patagonia
-Bean Boots
-Apple
-Hydroflask
-Juul…
Darth Vader Named New Head of SLU Security
In a shocking turn of events, St. Lawrence University recently decided to outsource management of university security to an outside agency. The company, colloquially called “the Empire,” will handle management of St. Lawrence University’s…
Murder at the Arts Annex
Tragedy struck the SLU campus this week as a body was found in one of the 3rd floor study carrels of the Arts Annex. C. McConnell, who identified herself through seance, was summoned before me at precisely 4:32 a.m. as the silver of the…
Student Exiled For Using Straw
Hand reaches out. Fingers grasp object. Eye contact made with innocent bystander. Quick glance away. Instant shame experienced. This sequence of events occurred at St. Lawrence University in the Northstar Cafe as a student, who begged to go…
Open Mic Celebrates International Women’s Day
This Friday, March 8, to celebrate an International Women’s Day, there will be an Open Mic taking place at Pub 56 at 8 p.m. The event is being hosted by SLU Performing Arts Annex Club, the Dub, SLU Advocates, Planned Parenthood Generation…
Breakfast Club Feeds Local Kids
St. Lawrence offers many opportunities for its students to give back to the community, and one of these opportunities has just started up again for the semester. The Deep Root Breakfast Club is a volunteer effort led by Thelmo’s Canton…