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Holy Crap, God is Dead
A recent experiment carried out by scientists at CERN found compelling evidence that God is not real. After running a series of highly complex mathematical equations derived from recent data yielded from colliding two particles that nobody…
Northstar Café Now Offering “Hot Plate to Dorm Room” Delivery
I recently awoke one blistery Canton morning to discover my stomach dreadfully empty-- the kind of emptiness created by a late night filled with cheap beers and ice cold walks to and from the Ticker.
In an effort to rectify the issue, I…
We Should have let the South Secede
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You’ve undoubtedly heard the expression “too big to fail” in reference to a number of things in this country, business in particular. I’d first like to mention that the Titanic was huge, a genuinely grand…
I used to be a Republican
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Growing up in a large Italian-American family in upstate New York, I was surrounded by rich Catholic values, a deep sense of pride in hard work and achievement, and perhaps most of all, I was bounded by the…
SLU Tennis Swats Away Competition in Home Match
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This past weekend both the St. Lawrence University’s Men’s and Women’s Tennis teams had winning home matches. The men’s team took on Saint Michaels College for a non-conference dual match in the Newell…
Turkey’s Assault on the Press: Largest Newspaper in Country Seized by Erdogan Government
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Last weekend, chaos erupted in Turkey as the government took control of the nation’s largest newspaper in a worrisome leap toward limiting free speech. A court ordered the seizure of the paper and the appointment of…
Dear Dub: To Lube or not to Lube
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The DUB would like to welcome you to go on a journey. Let’s go to the magical land of Oz, folks. Think of the tin man. Recall that enchanting moment when Dorothy found his own personal can of lubrication. A…
Feel the Beet: The Glory of Beans
The winter is a tough time for veggies. Oftentimes, we at the Green House need to turn to a trusted friend to provide a nutrition and protein-packed meal for our nightly dinners: beans! Beans come in all shapes and sizes, from pinto to red…