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“S-Town” Makes Literary Soundwaves
The renaissance of radio is upon us. Whether we’re tuning into the calming croon of Ira Glass’ endearing tenor as he guides us through this week’s theme of “This American Life,” losing ourselves to the mystery of “Limetown,” or parsing…
MLB Division Predictions
By MARIN MURPHY
I predict that the Boston Red Sox will play against the L.A. Dodgers in the 2017 World Series based on the following insight.
The American League predictions:
All five teams in the AL East look as though they will…
Trump Adds Snapchat to His List of Bans
Take as many pup-filtered selfies as you can while you can! On March 24, Snapchat announced that it would longer have filters as a feature on the app due to a government order by President Trump. This order came after a heated snap streak…
Storm Causes Loss of 1:1 Student-to-Tree Ratio
St. Lawrence has always been able to pride itself on its love for tits students, a love that, up until recently, flowed palpably on our beautiful campus. With the recent snowstorms, however, SLU has lost an integral part of this love: our…
The University Steps in to Help SLUdents Find Their One
Are your thumbs tired of constantly swiping left or right? Are you tired of dealing with cheesy or overly aggressive pickup lines? Does Tinder just not have the right demographic for you? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then…
Study Confirms Catcalling 97% Effective in Getting Laid
A new study published in the academic journal Sex Roles determined that men have a 97% success rate in developing a further relationship with a woman by catcalling her.
Drs. Barry G. Pierce and Trevor Ambrose, professors of sociology…
Tuition Increase Linked to Fox Administration
In a report released this week by the St. Lawrence University Budget Office, tuition will increase to an even 70,000 dollars per year, beginning this fall. Originally, the office offered no evidence for the increase, but a series of e-mails…