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SLU Nordic Team to Become SLU Waterskiing Team
While pretty much all of the U.S. is aware of the climate crisis currently occurring in our world and the drastic effects it has had, many are likely not aware of the impact this climate change has had on our very own St. Lawrence!-->…
Athlete of the Week: Joshua “Jesus” Allen
Sport: FootballPronouns: He/himYear: 2017Hometown: Firebaugh, CA.
Favorite food?Buffalo wings, or course.
Favorite Dana meal?What’s Dana? It sounds awesome though.
What motivates you in your sport?I’m mostly just really enjoy!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->…
Dear Dub: Thank U Liberal Men
Dear Liberal White Guy,
You never cease to amaze me. You know, when I first met you in the back of the Ticker, backwards hat and polo fully screaming Republican, I really thought you were going to be just another bigot. But no—within!-->!-->!-->…
Dear Profs: Please Take a Deep Breath and Crack a Cold One with the Homies
Now that we are reaching the end of this rushed semester, students and professors alike are succumbing to “zoom fatigue.” This semester has been incredibly hard on faculty, who have had to teach classes on zoom and without breaks. It seems!-->…
students in greek Life are Now approved to receive The vaccine
Starting April 6 select groups of college students will be eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. In a press briefing on March 29, Governor Groper announced that certain students will receive priority over the general student population!-->…
Due to Zombie-Like Symptoms, Administration Announces Professors to Cancel All Finals
With increased reporting of zombie-like symptoms from students and professors alike, the Administration at St. Lawrence University announced this week that all professors should cancel their finals.
These zombie symptoms include!-->!-->!-->…
Rejoice! Weed is Legal in New York State
On Weedsday, March 31, Guv’ner Drew Guapo of New York State signed legislature declaring weed like “totally okay and fine, no worries.” The bill comes as a happy relief to thousands of students at colleges like St. Lawrence.
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In Unforeseen Move, “Justice League” Gets Oscar Nomination
In a bold and never-before-done announcement, The Academy on Sunday night announced that Zack Snyder’s four hour cut of “Justice League” will be added to the Oscar nominees. The film will have the chance to pick up awards in three!-->…