April Fools

Watch Out. He Has Returned. To celebrate the second coming of Klirg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDFVaWU99HI&t=1s), the Outing Club has teamed up with our phriends at NASA (Nuclear Aardvark Sex Administration) to send five…

A garbage bag of decaying squirrels was found behind the Sullivan Student Center on Monday. Safety and Security said they are not yet ready to name a suspect. Phil Lint, a pseudonym meant to protect the officer’s identity, said…

Colby Campus ’25 has announced his decision to spend a fifth year as a student at St. Lawrence University. Alongside this decision, he also revealed the return of his uber-popular “Late Night” series. The next edition of the series will be…

In a shocking development out of Canton, NY, it has been revealed to The Hill News that the St. Lawrence University Saints will be transitioning from Division III to Division I in all their sports. They will join the Atlantic Coast…

Disney has cooked again. The live-action Snow White remake, set to be the biggest box office boom of the century, is about to hit theaters for the first time ever. This all-new, never-before-told 270-million-dollar story is a gripping tale…

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In the vast desert where sand dunes loom, comes “Dune: Part Two,” a cinematic boom! With spice in the air and sandworms below, let’s dive into this sequel, a fantastical show! Once again we join young Paul on his quest. In this…

With the theme house applications finalized for the Fall 2024 semester, many students, especially theme community members, are on edge to see the outcomes. Here are some of the dirty deets of next year’s changes in Theme Houses.As some of…