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With the theme house applications finalized for the Fall 2024 semester, many students, especially theme community members, are on edge to see the outcomes. Here are some of the dirty deets of next year’s changes in Theme Houses.As some of…

In the vast desert where sand dunes loom, comes “Dune: Part Two,” a cinematic boom! With spice in the air and sandworms below, let’s dive into this sequel, a fantastical show! Once again we join young Paul on his quest. In this…

In a tragic turn of events, Java–favorite and widow’s peak enthusiast Cab Ellis passed away Tuesday, March 26. The Ellis estate has confirmed his death was caused by complications in a duel with a homeless Elvis Presley impersonator…

The Hill News was shocked early Friday morning when several top-secret student government documents were leaked to the all-knowing, reliable social media community, YikYak. The scathing reports detailed a failed contingency fund request…

Considering how closely-knit the community at St. Lawrence University is, it is not hard to randomly bump into the same person over and over again. Look in from the outside, and you might hear us faintly singing Kumbaya together. Pay…

Forget apples! Research done by St. Lawrence students proves that it is actually bananas— more specifically, banana splits— that are the key to a longer, healthier and more fulfilling life. The banana provides essential…

St. Lawrence University is removing all current professors at the school to help with budget cuts. After the news of SLU’s public $11.5 million debt, major changes were needed. A recent announcement was made by Kate Morris, president of…

St. Lawrence University just dropped breaking news in what was its last news release under the same name. Wednesday evening, SLU leadership announced that starting this April 2024, SLU will become St. Teresa University. The name change…

St. Lawrence University's Board of Trustees has vowed to cut down the Enchanted Forest by May 1. The move comes as the University attempts to balance its student-to-tree ratio following enrollment decline. SLU…

The addiction to nicotine in the past decade has risen in frequency after the discovery among college students of ZYN nicotine pouches. Students love the practicality, the subtlety in class, and the excitement of tossing them into the…