Name: Hayley Simmons
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Hometown: Falmouth, Maine
Major: Business and English Literature
Minor: Hopefully French
What is your spirit animal? Meerkat
What are you best traits? I make a kickass mixed drink with Gatorade and I’m a veggie nugget connoisseur.
What is the soundtrack to your life? Currently the timeless jam Kiss From A Rose by Seal.
What are your hobbies/campus activities? Singing in the Upbeats and the Laurentian Singers and never waking up before noon on the weekend
What is your favorite drunk food? Pringles or Hoot popcorn with extra hot sauce
Plan a date in the North Country: Either going for a drive through the Adirondacks (during autumn of course) or going for a run.
Do you have any dating advice for the men/women at SLU? Good luck
Tick Tock or Java? And why? Definitely Java, I prefer live music and my (lack) of dancing ability is acceptable there.
What’s the craziest thing you did abroad? I danced on a flaming bar in France.
How could a possible mate get your attention? Offer me Easy Mac.
Are you on Tinder or Bumble? Tinder
What three qualities do you look for in a partner? Tall, mutual love of Friends, self-deprecating sense of humor
If you could have a beer with anyone- living or dead- who would you choose? My grandmother- she was an amazing woman.
What are you passionate about? Being the Townhouse 302 DJ, world peace, ketchup
What is one thing on your bucket list you need to do before you graduate? I’d like to actually go for a hike in the Adirondacks.
What are your plans after graduation? Hopefully AmeriCorps and then grad school for creative writing
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Somewhere warmer than Canton
How can someone get in touch with you after reading this in the paper Friday morning? Snail mail or introduce yourself at Springfest
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever gotten or a motto that you live by? “Seize the day ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead,” and don’t dance on a flaming bar.
What is your biggest accomplishment here? Surviving three senior weeks