Established in 1911 at St. Lawrence University
Established in 1911 at St. Lawrence University

Better Late than…Naked

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By Rebecca Doser

FEATURES EDITOR

Well, if you are reading this thinking, “Woah, it’s Halloween already? What on earth am I going to be,” then this is your lucky day, my friend.

Here are 8 DIY Halloween Costumes that I can assure all your friends will be jealous of or I guarantee your money back…

Iron-Chef:

•Grab an iron. Grab a chef hat. Boom.

Serial Killer:

•The pub is your best friend. Go  grab a box of cereal in one hand and a plastic knife in the other. Bada-bing,bada-boom. You have transformed yourself into a cereal-killer (obviously no pun intended.)

Identity Thief:

•Go to Career Services or anywhere on campus that carries “Hello, my name is…” stickers. Grab a handful and write different names on each. Place them all over your shirt. There ya have it, you rotten thief!

Chicken Cord-on-Bleu:

•Grab that rubber chicken lying around in your garage (I mean, I do not know about you…but I have one. I am serious.) Grab an extension cord. Wear a blue shirt. Tie the chicken to the cord and place around your neck. Voila! Just try not to get too fried…

Facebook:

•Grab some black eyeliner and write “Book” across your face. Simple, yet sophisticated.

Scarecrow:

•Wear a plaid top, jeans, boots, a sun hat and paint two horizontal black lines from each corner of your mouth to mid-cheek, adding small vertical lines along each. Do not scare your friends away!

Nickelback:

•Have you been trying to get rid of all those annoying, clunky nickels in your wallet? Say no more. Glue them to the back of a t-shirt and in less than five minutes you can transform yourself into the famous Canadian rock band. People will be taking pictures of you all night and showing all their friends saying, “Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.” (“Photograph”…Nickelback’s most popular song? Anyone?)

Gingerbread Man:

•Attention: Calling all ginger males! Ditch your planned costume and go buy a few loaves of bread. Tie them all together and hang them from your neck on a piece of string. Then run, run as fast as you can! No one can catch you, you are the Gingerbread Man!

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