April Fools

There is a cliché saying that all good things must eventually come to an end. Fortunately for us, that repetitive cliché won’t apply. The Thelomathesian Society was right. The Hill News has long poisoned the eyes of our readership. So much…

In our time of well-deserved instant gratification and immediate up-to-date news, The Hill is just not cutting it anymore. It only updates weekly, has too few writers, and who has the time to read newspapers in this economy? While it will…

Es wird argumentiert, dass in einer freien Gesellschaft die Einwanderung ein wichtiges Element ist. Ich will darüber schrieben. Deutschland ist leider ein Land mit viel Hass gegenüber Einwanderung in seiner Geschichte. Deutschland ist seit…

Across campus, a hush can be felt. This hush, this silence, is not one quiet of words but of a lack of a significant presence. Walking through the streets and buildings familiar sights seem to disappear daily. Once a specific copyrighted…

While pretty much all of the U.S. is aware of the climate crisis currently occurring in our world and the drastic effects it has had, many are likely not aware of the impact this climate change has had on our very own St. Lawrence…

Sport: FootballPronouns: He/himYear: 2017Hometown: Firebaugh, CA. Favorite food?Buffalo wings, or course. Favorite Dana meal?What’s Dana? It sounds awesome though. What motivates you in your sport?I’m mostly just really enjoy…

In a press conference a few days ago, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman made a surprising announcement. Bettman announced to the league that the NHL will be changing its format for who hosts the Stanley Cup Finals. Usually, the two teams split…

On March 24, 2023, in the midst of spring break, President Morris made a shocking announcement that the entirety of Dean Eaton Hall, better known as “Dirty Dean,” would only be housing members of the Esports team, effective at the start of…